Defibrillation is only useful if the problem is your heart is doing some kind of fibrillation.

If it’s not beating at all, other methods like manual massage or chemical restarts (epinephrine) are the right move.

Freedom from government censorship, not freedom from societal shame.

Fleshodynamic*

Sarcasm is pretty much by definition lying to insult someone or something.

Best case scenario the judge holds you in contempt of court. Worst case you go to prison for perjury.

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

Fiduciary duties cut both ways.

Funny and technically perjury.

The DNC has plenty of flaws but I didn’t stay home and enable fascism because of it. How fucking stupid can people be?

Russian propaganda is too hilariously good.

Oh my god this ‘both sides are the same’ nonsense is even more disgusting post-election.

Children’s stories are often seeds of critical thinking sown in growing minds.

The founders thought they inoculated us against tyranny in 1776.

You can’t hide your secret tests from us.

Percentage depends on the exact year.

Or did Disney retcon that?