pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 25 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoLet’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-224 days agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 days agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareReal Air Boon@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days ago“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”