Refuse if she offers a handjob
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that’s your thing…
Not chain; it’s knit cos
She should be okay if she’s wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they’re called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It’s called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Seems like a good knight out.
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
I see what you did there
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
Wife.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
Close enough.
raid.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
