He gonna be distributing PAIN
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
Oh… fighting huh.
“Turn the other cheek” practice.
A man only has two cheeks. After that, it’s clobbering time!
He came not to be served, but to serve…
…,you your own ass!
And on the 7th day, god said, “I’m going to beat the living shit out of you, bro”
No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
Gonna kick your ass after church dude, because you’re wrong
It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”
Whenever some asks ‘What would Jesus do?’ remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
Fightin’ the good fight
No! It’s a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.
The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.