Fucking Scunthorpes!
anal-ytics
holytics
I had a Pycharm linter with “inconsiderate writing list” flag my use of “bi” as inappropriate, recommending to use “bisexual” instead. In my data job, BI, means business intelligence, it’s everywhere.
Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual
I now identify as a Power Bisexual.
Power top or bottom?
365
“I’m a power bisexual 365.”
That works.
Huh, I’ve only heard business logic before.
Business intelligence is in the context of analytics. It means something very different from “business logic”, in case you’re thinking they’re synonyms…
I’m confused how bi is inappropriate
How is that inconsiderate? That’s just informal
(Using “bi” to mean “bisexual”, I mean, not “business intelligence” lol)
I think it’s probably because it is informal or maybe ambiguous.
No, it’s right.
Business intelligence is inconsiderate and must be stopped!
Fully agreed! And while we’re at it, get rid of Power Pivot!
What is a ‘charset’ in this depraved persons mind? A corset? Must be a mighty kinky corset.
It’s replacing all instances of arse and ass with bottom…but doing so in about the most naïve way possible.
The ol’ master/ slave configuration again…
those are terms, this is substrings within words
I haven’t seen branches or variables being called
arseThen again, I do like to catch exceptions as
upso I canthrow upAt least for that we have replacement names that make sense (like primary and secondary or replica).
The w*ke agenda …
weke? It’s the Internet, you can say weke
Thanks that you allowe it but I’m not so sure about the m*ds
they mean the wake agenda, all these boats disturbing the water’s surface are going to bring an end to society
Must be a TikTok influencer
Wow they really went into their stupid useless plan in the most ham-fisted way
The problem was named after an incident in 1996 in which AOL’s profanity filter prevented residents of the town of Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England, from creating accounts with AOL, because the town’s name contains the substring “cunt”.
haha
Thank you so much I so desperately needed that chuckle right now
Ok, how is “charset” vulgar?
Edit: got it; arse
got it; arse
It would certainly be an issue if you didn’t have one
Holy shit, 10,000 commits because each change was individual (I’m assuming automated).
lol😁And they’re all with different commit message:
“switched arse to bottom to create a more uplifting vibe”
“took arse out and put bottom in to keep my language warm and friendly”
“thought bottom would sound a lot nicer than arse, so I used it”
And so on…
oh god
yeah, no. haha
wtf it was real?
Those commit messages though 🤣
They automated randomization of the commit messages? Wtf?
Gotta appreciate the level of commitment on this commit…
It’s time for chbottomt and clbottom to finally become valid HTML statements.
Or just have some random subset of browsers support them for some reason and other browsers not so much. It’s the html way.
It’s a clbuttic mistake.
I’ve been tempted to create a bot that does nothing but search comments in code for misspelled words and create pull requests for them.
If it stays in comments, little chance in breaking a working codebase and I’d have an insane amount of commits and contributions to a wide variety of codebases for my resume.
I’ll never be a top tier coder. But I might make management.
In case that wasn’t satire, please don’t 🥲 A small typo in a comment is not a big issue, and even if the PR is straightforward, a maintainer still has to take some time reviewing it, which takes time away from fixing actual bugs 😢
But think of the gains!
Simple changes require only simple reviews.
A better use of your time is to improve documentation. Developers generally hate documentation so it’s often in need of improvement. Rewrite confusing sentences. Add tutorials that are missing. Things like that. You don’t necessarily have to be a good developer or even understand the code of the project; you just have to have some knowledge of the project as an end user.
