• Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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    6 hours ago

    Breaking News! Elon Musk has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! Jeff Bezos has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! Bill Gates has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! J K Rowling has just died of a heart attack after donating her fortune to the British Transgender Foundation!

    Breaking News! Rupert Murdoch has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of Australia!

    Hey look, drag found the Tax The Rich and Redistribute Wealth Note.