It bites you, then you die: Venomous

You bite it, then you die: Poisonous

You bite yourself, then you die: Canibalism

It bites itself, then you die: Coincidence

I think he meant “I’m going to feed you to my poisonous snakes”

No, you are going to be eaten by poisonous snakes, its your choice to byte them to let the poison act before they start biting you.

A trolley problem in a different shape.