Joker@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agoSorry, not sorry.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoAren’t Java and JavaScript the same anyway?
minus-squarebabybus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoNo. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoJava is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoOne takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoTouche. A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places. So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 days agoOh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.
Aren’t Java and JavaScript the same anyway?
No. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.
Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.
Touche.
A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.
So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.
Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.