• caboose2006@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.

    • leisesprecher@feddit.org
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      3 months ago

      Could you please start a job at Nestle, Microsoft, BP, Raytheon? Either would be fine, but you need to weaponize your god level incompetence for a good cause.

      • caboose2006@lemmy.ca
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        3 months ago

        Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.

        • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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          3 months ago

          Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

          Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!