Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
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Could, but won’t. At most he’d pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.
Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn’t mean a thing to them.
He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂
I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.
As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system
I can’t help but picture some stereotypical British street urchin child (think Oliver Twist) buying a knife from Amazon.
And the avatar for Amazon just carelessly hands a child a long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose but gleeful, sadistic murder
long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose
but gleeful, sadistic murdersitting on a shelf and looking coolMall ninja shit, my friend.
Sometimes the solution to all our problems is a 10" 440A steel knife modeled after the one used by the sadistic villain in the 1986 action thriller “Cobra” starring Sylvester Stallone at his Stalloniest
0.00000000000% Chance.
He’d buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it’ll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
Does this mean online knife stores are gonna start carding?
they should have been the whole time.
Can we get a real publication instead of this fantastical comic book?
I’m pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison
I’ll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US
Pigs can fly and penguins can walk on lava.
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy
deadly weaponssilverware in Home Office crackdownFTFY.
UK politics is its own brand of out there
I don’t think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.
Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂
