• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    Former security guard on a variety of different kinds of posts. This is 100% accurate for anywhere that doesn’t require ID or a scanner card or some shit.

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      5 months ago

      Even if you need Id/scanner. If the check is at the elevator on the ground floor it may often as well not exist.

  • Nyssa Sylvatica@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Also works for inside locations if you are carrying a large bag of food or several pizza boxes. I’ve snuck into some concerts with the pizza box method.

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    5 months ago

    I feel walking up, talking on the phone, sounding pissed while flipping through the pages alone would open a lot of doors. Don’t need to be too charismatic when you look like some tiny bullshit away from crimes against humanity.

    • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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      5 months ago

      Except for places with access cards and pin pads. You need to have both hands fully occupied and some sort of a clipped on badge for those.

      • janAkali@lemmy.one
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        5 months ago

        Then you just wait until somebody enters in.
        When the person opens the door you run to them and yell “wait wait wait” while frantically gesturing. After you enter - say quick “thank you” and disappear.